i want friends

[White Arctic Fox]

I cannot understand your linguu bruuuh
I'll tell u to Donald Trumph

See my description below

Basically Jordan is saying he wants to do the deed (you know, that thing grown ups do) with stilgar

"stilgar fok yo m8" = sounds like an invitation...kinda?

then he goes onto say that his manly hood (I assume) was tier 1 "diamond" (meaning his manly hood was as hard as diamonds)

but then after watching some kind of weird nose gore porn (prolly suggest viewing by stilgar ?), I'm guessing his manly hood was diamonds no more?

And the Taco Bell? Maybe he worked up an appetite? But well I guess he wasn't a happy customer and wanted a refund?

Just taking a guess here tho.

Hoped this help with the translation.

Basically Jordan is saying he wants to do the deed (you know, that thing grown ups do) with stilgar (correct and I laughed the way you described it)

The rest of what he means is about League Of Legends in which you have tiers going Bronze(lowest) - silver - gold - platinum - diamond - master - challenger(highest). He said he was Diamond (tier) but after watching the stream(LOL stream) called nose gore he ended up being bronze 5. The taco bell thing is random.

Auroras description was funnier but mine is a little more accurate, althrough, how accurate can you be about a pretty much random post :P