Quote Originally Posted by xXxAurorAxXx View Post
Come now boys and girls. I think its time that we should ease up on this little fella. Its clear to me now that what we have here is a special needs child.
See when his daddy had finished doing some random scrag he then threw a condom in the bin. And that is where we first met our little friend here.
Some how, this little special needs spermical managed to slither his way out of that very condom. He roamed around on the cold hard tiles for hours searching for any chick he could find, attach himself to and wiggle his way up her leg (much like a parasite) and well, you know the rest...

But this story doesn't have a happy ending tho. You see, the hours and hours of slithering around on that cold hard titled floor had a disastrous effect on our little buddy. All that striving to find a host (ops, I mean a "mummy") somehow damaged his not yet formed brain and well, the result is what we see here today.

Some would call it retardation but Im a kind human being and I call it "special needs"

So now boys and girls, lets all pray for this little fella, nod our heads and agree with what ever he says (so you know, we dont upset him more than he alrdy is) and pretend that hes right here and we are allllll wrong (cuz again, feelings and sh1t)

Im here for you little buddy and I understand your struggles *hugs*
Hahahaha i love this reply xD