Make Rohan great again!

I am sure that many old players and also the new ones (which are very few unfortunately), totally disagree with the way Rohan is in the last period of time. The balance patch with some exemptions proved to be a disaster, at the end it just replaced an over powered race with another one. The Giant is giving huge damage (everyone knows the 800 000 damage), the dhan si also over powered.
The Templar is now hitting like my aunt, almost no damage, even the priest hit harder than the Templar, seriously I test it my self is not an exaggeration. A healer class hits harder than a damage dealer class - what is this?!
The game is ruled by uncertainty, you invest huge money and time in a character just to be nerfed or changed after short time which is a very bad thing.
There are less and less people playing this game, almost everyone is quitting as a consequence of very bad polices and very bad game management.
I provoke you guys to write what you disagree with, what is bad, stupid and annoying, what you dont like on how the game is managed and what should be changed!

Make Rohan Great Again:

1. deport all muslims from Rohan.
2. Temporarily ban all muslims from entering Rohan.
3. Build a big wall and make them pay for it.
3. Grab those female toons by the p*****.
4. Legalize abuse of female toons.
5. No more free healing
6. No more taxes in EM and NPCs.
7. Impose tarriffs on stuff forged by Lucid and E2N.
8. Repeal all self buffs and make all buffs usable by others even dekan and dark elf buffs.
9. Renegotiate sale of Upgrade 4.0

If you vote for Donald Rohump, he will make all those things happen.

:))))))))))))) I laughed so much!
I like how you see the salvation of this game in 9 points :))))))
The title is funny indeed and it was supposed to be like that, even if we would like to become real...
I mean seriously now, the things are very bad in this game... so try to be serious PenguinJoe and come with solutions... :P

Hahahahjajajjajajjajajahahahhahah @ Joe... I almost pissed myself

There is reason behind my madness.

Myself and a few others worked closely with GMs in this game to try and save it from an epic crash & burn. We have submitted proposals, including detailed cost/benefit analyses. Of the 5 major proposals made, only one was only partially accepted by Korea for implementing. Because of that now there is now more than 1 DPS class that can hold its own during pvp. But as you can see it is not enough because they turned around and pretty much made reaching end-game level unattainable unless you have your hands on Trump's billions.

That level of acceptance, and the complete lack of accreditation left those of us that participated in that "Think Tank" to throw up our hands and say "f@@k it all to hell!" while we wait for the game to finally die (after which we will see about making those ideas happen ourselves). So now whenever I see threads asking for ideas on how to save this game, I provide whimsical responses rather than anything serious. I have already given my serious ideas to the game and had my efforts ignored. This is the extent to which I am willing to help them now - by providing some amusement for the others here.

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Originally Posted by PenguinJoe

Make Rohan Great Again:

1. deport all muslims from Rohan.
2. Temporarily ban all muslims from entering Rohan.
3. Build a big wall and make them pay for it.
3. Grab those female toons by the p*****.
4. Legalize abuse of female toons.
5. No more free healing
6. No more taxes in EM and NPCs.
7. Impose tarriffs on stuff forged by Lucid and E2N.
8. Repeal all self buffs and make all buffs usable by others even dekan and dark elf buffs.
9. Renegotiate sale of Upgrade 4.0

If you vote for Donald Rohump, he will make all those things happen.

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Don't know if to laugh or to cry, or maybe cry from laughter.

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Originally Posted by PenguinJoe

There is reason behind my madness.

Myself and a few others worked closely with GMs in this game to try and save it from an epic crash & burn. We have submitted proposals, including detailed cost/benefit analyses. Of the 5 major proposals made, only one was only partially accepted by Korea for implementing. Because of that now there is now more than 1 DPS class that can hold its own during pvp. But as you can see it is not enough because they turned around and pretty much made reaching end-game level unattainable unless you have your hands on Trump's billions.

That level of acceptance, and the complete lack of accreditation left those of us that participated in that "Think Tank" to throw up our hands and say "f@@k it all to hell!" while we wait for the game to finally die (after which we will see about making those ideas happen ourselves). So now whenever I see threads asking for ideas on how to save this game, I provide whimsical responses rather than anything serious. I have already given my serious ideas to the game and had my efforts ignored. This is the extent to which I am willing to help them now - by providing some amusement for the others here.

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We tried and as expected, we lost lol. Nothing left but to troll untill this game dies.

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Originally Posted by PenguinJoe

There is reason behind my madness.

Myself and a few others worked closely with GMs in this game to try and save it from an epic crash & burn. We have submitted proposals, including detailed cost/benefit analyses. Of the 5 major proposals made, only one was only partially accepted by Korea for implementing. Because of that now there is now more than 1 DPS class that can hold its own during pvp. But as you can see it is not enough because they turned around and pretty much made reaching end-game level unattainable unless you have your hands on Trump's billions.

That level of acceptance, and the complete lack of accreditation left those of us that participated in that "Think Tank" to throw up our hands and say "f@@k it all to hell!" while we wait for the game to finally die (after which we will see about making those ideas happen ourselves). So now whenever I see threads asking for ideas on how to save this game, I provide whimsical responses rather than anything serious. I have already given my serious ideas to the game and had my efforts ignored. This is the extent to which I am willing to help them now - by providing some amusement for the others here.

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I totally agree with you that this game will crash and burn at some point, however I don't even think it will be an epic crash like you suggested...
I worked also myself with one of the GMs on some game issues and some of them are even today not solved.
I make this thread, thinking that if many of us will shout loud enough maybe someone will hear us, but is definitely useless.
Now I understand that I was a bit naive and that those who should hear us are now busy making their luggage to leave...
Let's have a good wine while watching how this game is going down... is everything we can do...

P.S. Do you guys play already any other games?

Keep up with your hope.
But some of us have only just so much hope to give before we accept the inevitable.

There are a few other games I frequent - WoW (when I feel like inflicting some pain on myself), BDO, Riders of Icarus, Aion (my own server), Tera (on rare occasions) and a whole bunch of others that I haven't logged in for months.

Ok, let's make it great! What stops us?

This game is already great for me. it's exactly the same as life itself.
We can accept the changes with laughs or with frustration. The game is as dirty as your own eyes.

Any game depends on how its community sees it. Look at My Little Pony lol or hundreds of other silly things.

I see you mention gms here, ... but I don't see how they can influence our gaming experience. I can only thank them for maintaining it. You need some resources and people to do it and I'm thankful for that. It's a free game anyway, which most people forget.

Generally speaking, people always prefer tasting some hell first before they finally touch heaven, otherwise we'd be perfect always.
We seem to enjoy challenges and when we show off, talk about our victories, we always first show our scars and talk about hardships :)

The same is with this game, which is far from ideal, but that's why we're hanging out here hahaha

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Originally Posted by PenguinJoe

There is reason behind my madness.

Myself and a few others worked closely with GMs in this game to try and save it from an epic crash & burn.

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I understand that you wanted to do something, but you see, if you put the words "to save" and "epic crash & burn" in the same sentence, it sounds so American to all the rest of the world lol.
You entertain us all the time with fear, which is at the very bottom of human emotions. It keeps a person paralysed and if you want to do something, you should not fear anything, not to mention other people.

You know what, we tried we really did.

When it comes to pservers, not all of us are evil beings bent on the downfall of PWiNKY, there are those among us who you could consider to be "white hatters", myself and PJ included.

But exactly as he said. We gave our very informed opinions and thoughts on what exactly needed to be done to save the game but it all fell on deaf ears. Every single one of the PWiNKY staff who listened to us have been moved on and the end result of that has been nothing more than a continuation of the status quo.

PWiNKY never wanted to save this game, from the introduction of epics way back to the catastrophic loss of player base from then on, it's only ever been about damage limitation.

I've easily spent £10k on games since I stopped playing iRohan after the introduction of epics. It could have quite easily found its way into the hands of PWiNKY, but it didn't, because they're a ****ing joke.

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You know what, we tried we really did.

When it comes to pservers, not all of us are evil beings bent on the downfall of PWiNKY, there are those among us who you could consider to be "white hatters", myself and PJ included.

But exactly as he said. We gave our very informed opinions and thoughts on what exactly needed to be done to save the game but it all fell on deaf ears. Every single one of the PWiNKY staff who listened to us have been moved on and the end result of that has been nothing more than a continuation of the status quo.

PWiNKY never wanted to save this game, from the introduction of epics way back to the catastrophic loss of player base from then on, it's only ever been about damage limitation.

I've easily spent £10k on games since I stopped playing iRohan after the introduction of epics. It could have quite easily found its way into the hands of PWiNKY, but it didn't, because they're a ****ing joke.

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I know what you mean. I've been there.

I was trying hard to change the game and the people and then the people I loved most just left. The items I'd worked for ages or paid for became suddenly worthless. The masters I believed were there to take care of us acted as if they had no idea what the game looked like. So, I took "the red pill".

Everyone wants the system to change first and then they would change? It is impossible. You want others to be ideal while you stay unfair? It does not work like that. I had to become what I wanted to see.

It has helped me in my work and real life. I dressed up like Trinity this year and felt perfect. People from this game inspired me to repeat: "Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great! - You have no power over me!". And all the time it is me who wanted the child to be stolen :)

But, that's just my opinion.

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I know what you mean. I've been there.

I was trying hard to change the game and the people and then the people I loved most just left. The items I'd worked for ages or paid for became suddenly worthless. The masters I believed were there to take care of us acted as if they had no idea what the game looked like. So, I took "the red pill".

Everyone wants the system to change first and then they would change? It is impossible. You want others to be ideal while you stay unfair? It does not work like that. I had to become what I wanted to see.

It has helped me in my work and real life. I dressed up like Trinity this year and felt perfect. People from this game inspired me to repeat: "Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great! - You have no power over me!". And all the time it is me who wanted the child to be stolen :)

But, that's just my opinion.

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What do you smoke, I want some of that.

Beside that, Rohan is an old game, if it wants to stay popular it has to adapt and evolve in such a way it's a competitor for new, similar games. The most important aspect is, to listen to the people that play the game, what do they want and need? If you forfill their needs you will keep a happy community (that will probably grow and spend $).

This whole ''the system can't change'' thing is a load of bullsh1t. I've seen other games who went through a metamorphosis after the community started to get slim and they got back on tracks after that.

Rohan however is simply self-destructive. Like a parrot plucking it's own feathers, this game is making people quit daily.

I wish you good luck sitting in your ''happy bubble'' but soon enough someone will break it and you'll hit reality harder than harambe got killed.

R.I.P Harambe tho.

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Originally Posted by snipers334

What do you smoke, I want some of that.

Beside that, Rohan is an old game, if it wants to stay popular it has to adapt and evolve in such a way it's a competitor for new, similar games. The most important aspect is, to listen to the people that play the game, what do they want and need? If you forfill their needs you will keep a happy community (that will probably grow and spend $).

This whole ''the system can't change'' thing is a load of bullsh1t. I've seen other games who went through a metamorphosis after the community started to get slim and they got back on tracks after that.

Rohan however is simply self-destructive. Like a parrot plucking it's own feathers, this game is making people quit daily.

I wish you good luck sitting in your ''happy bubble'' but soon enough someone will break it and you'll hit reality harder than harambe got killed.

R.I.P Harambe tho.

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Thanks for your comment.

You see that you offered all solutions, we all know the definition of a good game. Still, why aren't we playing these perfect games?

Anyone playing a perfect game would never find this awesome metaphor with a parrot plucking it's own feathers haha.
And you forgot the costumes? Like some hand-me-down last season clothes for orphans lol

It's ok if you see me in a "happy bubble" but you could also describe it as a common sense dancing - in your own words.

Who knows, this game could last forever. If it becomes a hologram, we can buy those huge goggles :). If it stops today, we'll enjoy our nice memories, full of scars and bloody battles of course and move on. All these possibilities are open and real.

What's wrong with doing your best now, trying to be the best possible version of yourself now, and just waiting with anticipation and joy for what comes next?

Yes, you're right, it's bullsh1t to say that the system can't change. Read again. I was saying the opposite. The system inevitably changes when you change first. That's how it works. Sadly, and quite logically, it does not work in the other direction :(

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Thanks for your comment.

You see that you offered all solutions, we all know the definition of a good game. Still, why aren't we playing these perfect games?
Í'm playing other games which are in fact, fairly perfect to me. I quit rohan.

Anyone playing a perfect game would never find this awesome metaphor with a parrot plucking it's own feathers haha.
And you forgot the costumes? Like some hand-me-down last season clothes for orphans lol
Rohan costumes are mostly sexist (not that I care but still) most other games have far better costumes and many more optiones

It's ok if you see me in a "happy bubble" but you could also describe it as a common sense dancing - in your own words.
it's a happy stoner bubble, it has nothing to do with my quoted line which refers to humor

Who knows, this game could last forever. If it becomes a hologram, we can buy those huge goggles :). If it stops today, we'll enjoy our nice memories, full of scars and bloody battles of course and move on. All these possibilities are open and real.

What's wrong with doing your best now, trying to be the best possible version of yourself now, and just waiting with anticipation and joy for what comes next?
You wot m8, I'd keep these lines for some motivational speech, not for this forum or this game. I has nothing to do with this game lmaoooo

Yes, you're right, it's bullsh1t to say that the system can't change. Read again. I was saying the opposite. The system inevitably changes when you change first. That's how it works. Sadly, and quite logically, it does not work in the other direction :(

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''The system inevitably changes when you change first''

This is bullsh1t, the system has been the same since this game opened and it hasn't changed a bit no matter how much people change or well ''quit'' lmao. You can get up erry morning, drink a vegan shake, do some yoga and have a ''I'm gonna beat the world'' mindset (which isn't a bad mindset btw) but you're never gonna change this system lmao, never.

Not to burst your bubble but....dream on - Aerosmith

Some times when visiting the forums I feel like I've slipped into some other dimension. And I'm standing here scratching my head thinking "eh"

Anyone else get that feeling or its it just me? Am I weird? Lol

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Some times when visiting the forums I feel like I've slipped into some other dimension. And I'm standing here scratching my head thinking "eh"

Anyone else get that feeling or its it just me? Am I weird? Lol

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SqLuBxI4IQ

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Originally Posted by xXxAurorAxXx

Some times when visiting the forums I feel like I've slipped into some other dimension. And I'm standing here scratching my head thinking "eh"

Anyone else get that feeling or its it just me? Am I weird? Lol

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Prolly the mainn reason why heaps of people play games or such, escape reality and be something else in a different dimension. (alternate ways to do so is to snort coke till you pass out but that's a less ''healthy'' way I'd say).

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SqLuBxI4IQ

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What they didn't show in the video is that the kangaroo got it's m8's and went back with 10 roo's and kicked the man to death, don't you be f*cking with aussia animals m7+1.

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Originally Posted by snipers334

''The system inevitably changes when you change first''

This is bullsh1t, the system has been the same since this game opened and it hasn't changed a bit no matter how much people change or well ''quit'' lmao. You can get up erry morning, drink a vegan shake, do some yoga and have a ''I'm gonna beat the world'' mindset (which isn't a bad mindset btw) but you're never gonna change this system lmao, never.

Not to burst your bubble but....dream on - Aerosmith

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What to say?
Looks like you presented yourself here, not myself.

I play this game occasionally cause it's fun. I do it few hours a week. My happiness or existence does not depend on it. As long as I find something interesting I come here. The same is with the opera I'm visiting in two days. I'm not interested how their system is organized. If they have a good show, I go and see and have fun. If it's not interesting, I move elsewhere. Patriot park is my next stop lol. Not a place for a lady, but still :)

I do not consume any substances. Also, I'm not into yoga or some religion sect or any of these.
I'm a workaholic and had times when Rohan helped me to calm down from my daily routine. Took me years to find the way to balance my private life, work, profitable hobbies, find time for myself, my workout, my reading, going out, travelling abroad... It took a little discipline, defining how I would like to feel and look like, what I want to experience in life, which people I would like to have in my life, how I want them to treat me. I see that if I want to be treated like a queen I must behave and become one (that was the easiest part haha), and treat others like kings and queens (needed some practice, but now comes naturally).
Same is in Rohan. I try to treat people like royalties and I know that's who they really are, behind those dirty words and insults they sometimes say. I see all these players like people who trully deserve so much more in life and in the game and I know they use like 1% of their true potential. Am I stoned if I believe in this?

I felt some need to put a few comments here just for ppl to see there are different opinions.
It must be me who's weird here, but I'm fine with that.

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Originally Posted by xXxAurorAxXx

Some times when visiting the forums I feel like I've slipped into some other dimension. And I'm standing here scratching my head thinking "eh"

Anyone else get that feeling or its it just me? Am I weird? Lol

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

side note: Jezus I can still remember watching that when it was on prime time and all the episodes were new http://www.webprime.ca/smilies/gandalf.gif

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Originally Posted by PenguinJoe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

side not: Jezus I can still remember watching that when it was on prime time and all the episodes were new http://www.webprime.ca/smilies/gandalf.gif

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That characteristic music was a "code" for something spooky going on, among my friends! How nice you remember this :)

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Originally Posted by snipers334

Prolly the mainn reason why heaps of people play games or such, escape reality and be something else in a different dimension. (alternate ways to do so is to snort coke till you pass out but that's a less ''healthy'' way I'd say).



What they didn't show in the video is that the kangaroo got it's m8's and went back with 10 roo's and kicked the man to death, don't you be f*cking with aussia animals m7+1.

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Kinda meant something else, but nvm haha!

Andddd

http://i65.tinypic.com/52i2xu.jpg

Hopeless gaem our only hope is to start a kickstarter to buy rohan from the koreans.

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Originally Posted by Bubac

What to say?
Looks like you presented yourself here, not myself.

I play this game occasionally cause it's fun. I do it few hours a week. My happiness or existence does not depend on it. As long as I find something interesting I come here. The same is with the opera I'm visiting in two days. I'm not interested how their system is organized. If they have a good show, I go and see and have fun. If it's not interesting, I move elsewhere. Patriot park is my next stop lol. Not a place for a lady, but still :)

I do not consume any substances. Also, I'm not into yoga or some religion sect or any of these.
I'm a workaholic and had times when Rohan helped me to calm down from my daily routine. Took me years to find the way to balance my private life, work, profitable hobbies, find time for myself, my workout, my reading, going out, travelling abroad... It took a little discipline, defining how I would like to feel and look like, what I want to experience in life, which people I would like to have in my life, how I want them to treat me. I see that if I want to be treated like a queen I must behave and become one (that was the easiest part haha), and treat others like kings and queens (needed some practice, but now comes naturally).
Same is in Rohan. I try to treat people like royalties and I know that's who they really are, behind those dirty words and insults they sometimes say. I see all these players like people who trully deserve so much more in life and in the game and I know they use like 1% of their true potential. Am I stoned if I believe in this?

I felt some need to put a few comments here just for ppl to see there are different opinions.
It must be me who's weird here, but I'm fine with that.

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Holding a plea about your life achievements/goals in a semi abandoned forum of a super toxic game in a thread that's made out of pure sarcasm ''Make rohan great again'' #gettrumped. That's like explaining a deaf and blind man, with words what the colour red is like.

No matter what queen you think you are, rohan has been going to sh1t for the past 6 years and will continue doing so. Wish you good luck spreading whatever mindset you're trying to spread but:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1_T6XMDg53g/hqdefault.jpg

Oh and a personal favorite of mine that will tell anyone more than a million words could explain:

http://d23qp1i7tbv4g0.cloudfront.net...16/06/Salt.jpg

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Kinda meant something else, but nvm haha!

Andddd

http://i65.tinypic.com/52i2xu.jpg

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I know you didn't but I did not feel to go in on what you meant so I twisted it a little xD and lmao.

If I was trying to spread something I'd have 2k posts so far. Hint! Hint! :)
Is that mountain of salt your house or what? Fine and cosy? I know. Just carry on. Wish you luck.

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If I was trying to spread something I'd have 2k posts so far. Hint! Hint! :)
Is that mountain of salt your house or what? Fine and cosy? I know. Just carry on. Wish you luck.

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I spread salt, that should be common knowledge by now for most fellow forum campers. I have 2k posts coz in the past I used to be nice and help people but slowely I evolved into...well.....heaps of salt, trolls, insults oh yea and an idgaf attitude kek.

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If I was trying to spread something I'd have 2k posts so far. Hint! Hint! :)
Is that mountain of salt your house or what? Fine and cosy? I know. Just carry on. Wish you luck.

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Good luck spreading your "positiveness" you'll need more than that in this game.


If anyone wants to compare Rohan with another game from the same year it was released try Perfect World(PWI) and come up with your own conclusions.
I am hugely surprised with the differences.

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Originally Posted by SerpeleRosu

The Templar is now hitting like my aunt, almost no damage, even the priest hit harder than the Templar, seriously I test it my self is not an exaggeration. A healer class hits harder than a damage dealer class - what is this?!

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WAHAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious!!! 100% 10/10 would looooool!!!
But the concern you have brought up is not. I had the same sentiment about the game several weeks ago, and most players including the ones here all agree that bad management is the main problem with the game.

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Originally Posted by PenguinJoe

Make Rohan Great Again:

1. deport all muslims from Rohan.
2. Temporarily ban all muslims from entering Rohan.
3. Build a big wall and make them pay for it.
3. Grab those female toons by the p*****.
4. Legalize abuse of female toons.
5. No more free healing
6. No more taxes in EM and NPCs.
7. Impose tarriffs on stuff forged by Lucid and E2N.
8. Repeal all self buffs and make all buffs usable by others even dekan and dark elf buffs.
9. Renegotiate sale of Upgrade 4.0

If you vote for Donald Rohump, he will make all those things happen.

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!