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    FB update: is typing in the zip codes of nudist colonies into Google Earth and pressing 'zoom'
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    A couple had a fight one night and when they went to bed the husband shouted "good night mother of 3 kids" and the wife replied "goodnight father of none"


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    thinks it's funny that I was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight now, and I've achieved more in last two hours than the six hours before, I really have some concentration issues. Maybe I should go to, like, a concentration camp
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    I wanna find a girl who loves me for my money, but doesn't understand math.
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    Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-Spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from three feet away, in a bout 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
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    wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT
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    So what if Jesus turned water into wine..I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
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    I slept with my girlfriend's younger sister. She found out and said, "You disgust me." I said, "We never discussed you at all.
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    wanted to burn some calories today, so I set fire to a fat kid.
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    Remember JESUS LOVES YOU..It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot
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