I'm not racist, I hate you all the same.

[BloodRasp]

Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!

[Qsexy]

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so ****ing temperamental.

[Qsexy]

snow is like black people.. as long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool.

[BloodRasp]

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

[BloodRasp]

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so ****ing temperamental.

thats really good.

[Qsexy]

Learned a lot about relationships from Super Mario Bros..sometimes, You have to pound a few Dragons to get to the Princess

[Qsexy]

My blond sister texted me and asked what does "idk" stand for? I said "I don't know". She said "OMG nobody does"

[Qsexy]

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy ****s a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl ****s just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a ****ty lock. That shut her up.

[BloodRasp]

k i gotta go. better see some more jokes when i get back.

[Qsexy]

When life hands you High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophoshate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol and Less Than 2% Natural flavors....Make lemonade