I'm not racist, I hate you all the same.

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Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

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Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

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Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
A: When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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my wifes favorite.


Q: What do you call a woman with pigtails?
A: A bitch with handlebars!

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Trick question, feminists can't change anything!

[Qsexy]

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so ****ing temperamental.

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The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so ****ing temperamental.

thats really good.

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Question: What is the difference between a woman and a catfish?
Answer: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

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Why does a man like to see two women kiss each other?
Two less mouths that are bitching.

[Qsexy]

snow is like black people.. as long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool.