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    Thread dedicated to Asians

    You know you are Japanese if...
    1. You're obsessed with you hair, your car, and your clothes
    2. You want to marry a Korean American or Chinese American woman (males); or you want to marry a white guy (females).
    3. You're afraid of black people.
    4. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

    You know you are Korean if...
    1. You smoke and drink too much.
    2. You're actually sorry that Margaret Cho's sitcom was canceled.
    3. You're afraid of black people.
    4. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

    You know you are Chinese if...
    1. You think you're the smartest people in the world.
    2. You have a pager and cellular phone with you at all times.
    3. Today's steamed rice is tomorrow's fried rice.
    4. You're afraid of black people.
    5. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

    You know you are Cambodian if...
    1. You own, have relative who owns, or know someone who owns a DONUT SHOP!!!
    2. You have a life time job at a donut shop.
    3. You still work at a donut shop on weekends even if you have a full time job outside.
    4. You HATE Donuts!!
    5. You can't live without steamed rice.
    6. You want other Asians to stop meddling in your country.

    You know you are Vietnamese if...
    1. You've gotta have fish sauce with every meal.
    2. You eat at a restaurant that has "Pho."
    3. You have some relative who is Chinese.
    4. You're afraid of black people.
    5. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

    You know you are Filipino if...
    1. You want to be a dancer, a singer, or an actor, even though you have a day job as a nurse, a security guard, or an accountant.
    2. A member of your family back home is a politician or a movie star.
    3. You're not afraid of black people; in fact, you wish you were black.
    4. You don't care if you are superior to all other Asians or not, because being Filipino is just cool in itself.

    You know you are Thai if...
    1. No matter what you eat, it's not greasy or spicy enough.
    2. You're not afraid of black people, because in some cases you're just as dark as they are.
    3. You know in your heart that you will never be superior to all other Asians, but you've learned to live with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyrical View Post
    You know you are Japanese if...
    1. You're obsessed with you hair, your car, and your clothes
    2. You want to marry a Korean American or Chinese American woman (males); or you want to marry a white guy (females).
    3. You're afraid of black people.
    4. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

    You know you are Korean if...
    1. You smoke and drink too much.
    2. You're actually sorry that Margaret Cho's sitcom was canceled.
    3. You're afraid of black people.
    4. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

    You know you are Chinese if...
    1. You think you're the smartest people in the world.
    2. You have a pager and cellular phone with you at all times.
    3. Today's steamed rice is tomorrow's fried rice.
    4. You're afraid of black people.
    5. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

    You know you are Cambodian if...
    1. You own, have relative who owns, or know someone who owns a DONUT SHOP!!!
    2. You have a life time job at a donut shop.
    3. You still work at a donut shop on weekends even if you have a full time job outside.
    4. You HATE Donuts!!
    5. You can't live without steamed rice.
    6. You want other Asians to stop meddling in your country.

    You know you are Vietnamese if...
    1. You've gotta have fish sauce with every meal.
    2. You eat at a restaurant that has "Pho."
    3. You have some relative who is Chinese.
    4. You're afraid of black people.
    5. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

    You know you are Filipino if...
    1. You want to be a dancer, a singer, or an actor, even though you have a day job as a nurse, a security guard, or an accountant.
    2. A member of your family back home is a politician or a movie star.
    3. You're not afraid of black people; in fact, you wish you were black.
    4. You don't care if you are superior to all other Asians or not, because being Filipino is just cool in itself.

    You know you are Thai if...
    1. No matter what you eat, it's not greasy or spicy enough.
    2. You're not afraid of black people, because in some cases you're just as dark as they are.
    3. You know in your heart that you will never be superior to all other Asians, but you've learned to live with it.
    I'm so Thai.

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    im confused now, what natio am i again

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    You forgot one about the Vietnamese.


    6. You or one of your family members owns or works for a nail salon.



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