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    Reagent Lyrical's Avatar
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    Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used by Asian Men

    10. I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise.
    9. I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.
    8. Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.
    7. Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
    6. What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.
    5. Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy Luck Club."
    4. Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!
    3. You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time!
    2. Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that'll leave you breathless?
    1. My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality

    Lyrical. Plays Everything. Guildmaster of Forever
    The game includes a player-versus-players system, including a "Vengeance" system. Players can also participate in in-game groups called "Guilds", which have the opportunity to control areas within the game, dictating rules such as taxes, or battle other guilds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyrical View Post
    2. Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that'll leave you breathless?
    lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

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    If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

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    Lyrical. Plays Everything. Guildmaster of Forever
    The game includes a player-versus-players system, including a "Vengeance" system. Players can also participate in in-game groups called "Guilds", which have the opportunity to control areas within the game, dictating rules such as taxes, or battle other guilds.

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    i like the first one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarknezzFalls View Post
    If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
    LOL that line is golden XD
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    I try twice as hard and I'm half as liked, but here they come again to jack my style

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    Give Us A Chance! Why You Should Date an Asian Man
    1. We never back down.
    2. We have delicious food.
    3. We have AMAZING hair.
    4. We’re NEVER late for a date.
    5. We’re good investments.

    http://steelcloset.com/2009/09/24/gi...-an-asian-man/
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    These guys are awesome
    9X-7I > 3(3X-7U) D.S.G : http://i.imgur.com/zsGFW.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qsexy View Post
    These guys are awesome
    lllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

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