How to be a Perfect Asian Kid
1. Score a perfect 1600 on the SAT.
2. Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.
3. Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.
4. Go to an Ivy League university and win enough scholarship money to pay for it.
5. Have four hobbies: studying, studying, violin/piano, and studying.
6. Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone.
7. Become a Westinghouse, Presidential and eventually a Rhodes Scholar.
8. Aspire to be a brain surgeon.
9. Marry an Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children (grandkids for ah-ma and ah-ba!).
10. Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood...especially the one about walking 20 miles to school without shoes.
* want to see the rest of this snazzy website, go google the first line and find it.
Oh and by the way, I'm Asian.
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04-12-2011 01:07 AM #1Reagent
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How to be a Perfect Asian Kid
Lyrical. Plays Everything. Guildmaster of Forever
The game includes a player-versus-players system, including a "Vengeance" system. Players can also participate in in-game groups called "Guilds", which have the opportunity to control areas within the game, dictating rules such as taxes, or battle other guilds.
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04-12-2011 01:14 AM #2Banned
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You forgot Kung Fu.
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04-12-2011 01:15 AM #3Reagent
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Not every Asian kid knows kung fu. Look at James. He can't even beat up a dead shrimp.
Lyrical. Plays Everything. Guildmaster of Forever
The game includes a player-versus-players system, including a "Vengeance" system. Players can also participate in in-game groups called "Guilds", which have the opportunity to control areas within the game, dictating rules such as taxes, or battle other guilds.
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04-12-2011 01:16 AM #4Banned
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He doesn't need to, his father is a triad leader.
Also he's good at drifting.
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04-12-2011 01:25 AM #5lmfao, stop jerking off to my dp
Originally Posted by Voimasta
man, i feel depressed, i think iv failed at being an asian.
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04-12-2011 01:27 AM #6Reagent
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What's your IQ level? And you can't do math. You admitted to that yesterday in vent. Originally Posted by jamesy
Lyrical. Plays Everything. Guildmaster of Forever
The game includes a player-versus-players system, including a "Vengeance" system. Players can also participate in in-game groups called "Guilds", which have the opportunity to control areas within the game, dictating rules such as taxes, or battle other guilds.
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04-12-2011 01:33 AM #7120 i forgot the average iq range, i hope that's not too low, i cant do math is cuz..i have better things to do than doing math such as drifting with a van. Originally Posted by Lyrical
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04-12-2011 01:35 AM #8Reagent
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IQ Scale Originally Posted by jamesy
Over 140 - Genius or almost genius
120 - 140 - Very superior intelligence
110 - 119 - Superior intelligence
90 - 109 - Average or normal intelligence
80 - 89 - Dullness
70 - 79 - Borderline deficiency in intelligence
Under 70 - Feeble-mindedness
Lyrical. Plays Everything. Guildmaster of Forever
The game includes a player-versus-players system, including a "Vengeance" system. Players can also participate in in-game groups called "Guilds", which have the opportunity to control areas within the game, dictating rules such as taxes, or battle other guilds.
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04-12-2011 01:24 AM #9Reagent
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He tried drifting with a van.
Lyrical. Plays Everything. Guildmaster of Forever
The game includes a player-versus-players system, including a "Vengeance" system. Players can also participate in in-game groups called "Guilds", which have the opportunity to control areas within the game, dictating rules such as taxes, or battle other guilds.
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04-12-2011 01:30 AM #10i bet no other asians have done that before, nor ever had that idea. Originally Posted by Lyrical
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