Guard has been bugged for about 2 years now:
-HP capped (e.g. HP does not change at all if you use pet/hp scrolls)
-Melee issues (melee does not increase with tennis pet, or with crazy standing, and in some cases if you have party buffs/high melee, even Guard ulti does not add any melee)

There was a video 'Jeff' posted on forums around a year ago that demonstrates both of those issues, but i can't find it.


Noir is no where near as bad - but still something wrong.