How to be a Perfect Asian Kid

[Lyrical]

How to be a Perfect Asian Kid

1. Score a perfect 1600 on the SAT.
2. Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.
3. Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.
4. Go to an Ivy League university and win enough scholarship money to pay for it.
5. Have four hobbies: studying, studying, violin/piano, and studying.
6. Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone.
7. Become a Westinghouse, Presidential and eventually a Rhodes Scholar.
8. Aspire to be a brain surgeon.
9. Marry an Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children (grandkids for ah-ma and ah-ba!).
10. Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood...especially the one about walking 20 miles to school without shoes.

* want to see the rest of this snazzy website, go google the first line and find it.

Oh and by the way, I'm Asian.

[Voimasta]

You forgot Kung Fu.

[Lyrical]

Not every Asian kid knows kung fu. Look at James. He can't even beat up a dead shrimp.

[Voimasta]

He doesn't need to, his father is a triad leader.
Also he's good at drifting.

[Lyrical]

He tried drifting with a van.

[jamesy]

He doesn't need to, his father is a triad leader.
Also he's good at drifting.

lmfao, stop jerking off to my dp

man, i feel depressed, i think iv failed at being an asian.

[geloy369]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CqbZNHaf1o

[Lyrical]

lmfao, stop jerking off to my dp

man, i feel depressed, i think iv failed at being an asian.

What's your IQ level? And you can't do math. You admitted to that yesterday in vent.

[jamesy]

He tried drifting with a van.

i bet no other asians have done that before, nor ever had that idea.

[Lyrical]

i bet no other asians have done that before, nor ever had that idea.

Drifting with your mom's SUV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETOBtkpGKXM