I'm not racist, I hate you all the same.

[Qsexy]

FB update: is typing in the zip codes of nudist colonies into Google Earth and pressing 'zoom'

[MrSpiritz]

A couple had a fight one night and when they went to bed the husband shouted "good night mother of 3 kids" and the wife replied "goodnight father of none"

[Qsexy]

thinks it's funny that I was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight now, and I've achieved more in last two hours than the six hours before, I really have some concentration issues. Maybe I should go to, like, a concentration camp

[Qsexy]

I wanna find a girl who loves me for my money, but doesn't understand math.

[Qsexy]

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-Spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from three feet away, in a bout 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

[Qsexy]

wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT

[Qsexy]

So what if Jesus turned water into wine..I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.

[Qsexy]

I slept with my girlfriend's younger sister. She found out and said, "You disgust me." I said, "We never discussed you at all.

[Qsexy]

wanted to burn some calories today, so I set fire to a fat kid.

[Qsexy]

Remember JESUS LOVES YOU..It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot