JESUS ******* **** **** ******** ******* CHRIST I found this monster at the bottom of the communal hallway the other day.
Amaurobius ferox, one of the heaviest biting spiders in the UK and easily the biggest one of them that I've ever seen. Not poisonous but that motherf is going to seriously hurt.
I killed it. Then I killed it again to make sure. Then I set the place on fire to make sure there wasn't an infestation.