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  1. 04-12-2011 01:53 AM #1
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    *** A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.* A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on.
    *** The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "120." So the robot started talking about the Superbowl, dirt bikes, and so on.
    *** The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "80." The robot then said, "So, how are things in Poland these days?"
  2. 04-12-2011 01:56 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voimasta View Post
    *** A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.* A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on.
    *** The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "120." So the robot started talking about the Superbowl, dirt bikes, and so on.
    *** The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "80." The robot then said, "So, how are things in Poland these days?"
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  3. 04-12-2011 03:22 AM #3
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  4. 04-12-2011 04:13 PM #4
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    Being english is where its at...
    Brb grandmas signing up for 16 and pregnant.
  5. 04-14-2011 10:13 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyrical View Post
    How to be a Perfect Asian Kid

    1. Score a perfect 1600 on the SAT.
    2. Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.
    3. Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.
    4. Go to an Ivy League university and win enough scholarship money to pay for it.
    5. Have four hobbies: studying, studying, violin/piano, and studying.
    6. Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone.
    7. Become a Westinghouse, Presidential and eventually a Rhodes Scholar.
    8. Aspire to be a brain surgeon.
    9. Marry an Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children (grandkids for ah-ma and ah-ba!).
    10. Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood...especially the one about walking 20 miles to school without shoes.

    * want to see the rest of this snazzy website, go google the first line and find it.

    Oh and by the way, I'm Asian.
    we know you are a fat 4'3 asian LOL
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    “Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future.”

    When an opponent declares, "I will not come over to your side," I calmly say, "Your child belongs to us already... What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new world. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community."
  6. 04-14-2011 11:14 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackWidow4 View Post
    we know you are a fat 4'3 asian LOL
    .HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO WOW YOU MAKE ME LAUGH GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY LIKE OMG HAHAHAHA LOL ROFL.

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  7. 04-14-2011 11:26 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFake View Post
    .HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO WOW YOU MAKE ME LAUGH GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY LIKE OMG HAHAHAHA LOL ROFL.

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    Agreed.
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  8. 04-14-2011 10:35 AM #8
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    Actually Linn is really cute.



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  9. 04-14-2011 10:47 AM #9
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    haha NO pic NO proof... end of story
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    “Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future.”

    When an opponent declares, "I will not come over to your side," I calmly say, "Your child belongs to us already... What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new world. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community."
  10. 04-14-2011 11:06 AM #10
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    She's really tiny too. Cute Asian girl. <3



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