Actually most lawyers give you free consultation. My lawyer happens to be a friend of mine. You'd be surprised what people have been sued over. A man broke into a house fell through a sky window and landed on a counter and cut himself on a knife, sued the home owner and WON. And you think I can't win a case over someone saying I'm a pedophile on a public forum? PEOPLE HAVE SUED MCDONALDS FOR BEING FAT YOU IDIOTS.