Woah ho ho, dude you're a genius.
I mean, changing the 'hip' in the part where I was joking about how I'm so 'hipstah' to 'gay', thats hilarious and oh so offensive and wow I just can't believe you came up with something as amazing as that.
Seriously you should quit doing whatever you're doing now and become a comedy writer for sure.
But really, did you forget about this?