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i think he drinks Sleeman Honey Brown.

or ohn isn't showing up for you like they didn't show up for pvp or bosses since week after merge. SUP!

pro ancient thread bump :)

was getting ready for work and was half asleep and very hungry!




much better, thanks.

personally, i'd like a cookie. can i has a cookie mom?

Cats claws are out full force...

On my pole

with a swift kick to the dick.

+1......................

that made me lol pretty good. then i lol'd again cause the carebear of the century just lipped him off good. :D thanks Karren for the laughs.

addddd more.

k i gotta go. better see some more jokes when i get back.

thats really good.

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!

Whats does your wife and a condom have in common?
They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet

Why does a man like to see two women kiss each other?
Two less mouths that are bitching.

Question: What is the difference between a woman and a catfish?
Answer: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Trick question, feminists can't change anything!

my wifes favorite.


Q: What do you call a woman with pigtails?
A: A bitch with handlebars!

Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
A: When the old one expects you to "do your share"