Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!
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Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!
The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so ****ing temperamental.
snow is like black people.. as long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool.
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Learned a lot about relationships from Super Mario Bros..sometimes, You have to pound a few Dragons to get to the Princess
My blond sister texted me and asked what does "idk" stand for? I said "I don't know". She said "OMG nobody does"
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy ****s a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl ****s just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a ****ty lock. That shut her up.
k i gotta go. better see some more jokes when i get back.
When life hands you High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophoshate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol and Less Than 2% Natural flavors....Make lemonade