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Q: Why does the penis have a hole in it?
A: Get oxygen to the brain.
Q: Why does harlot debuff me when im killing sov?
A: Cuz hes a dick
omg BloodRasp ur jokes are hilarious xD
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
What's the fastest way to a woman's heart?
Through her chest with a sharp knife.
lol keep going. XD
When would you want a man's company?
When he owns it.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.