Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
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Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
"The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington
Q: What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts about 4-5 days, and if it doesn't come...it means you're screwed
addddd more.
Warning: Condoms aren't 100% protective. My mate was wearing one and he fell down the stairs.
Condoms unfortunately don't seem to protect people from stupidity.
When a man talks dirty to a women it's sexual harrassment but when i women talks dirty to a man its 3.15$ per a minute.
some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet, i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back and can reload from there if i die, she was confused
Husband comes home from work and brings back a bunch of flowers, the wife says "I have to open my legs now don't i?" And the husband replied... "don't we have a vase now?"