Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
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Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
A: When the old one expects you to "do your share"
my wifes favorite.
Q: What do you call a woman with pigtails?
A: A bitch with handlebars!
Q: why do Jews hate the holocaust
A: The "cost"
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Trick question, feminists can't change anything!
Question: What is the difference between a woman and a catfish?
Answer: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Q: How do you keep black people from trespassing on your back yard?
A: Hang one in the front.
Why does a man like to see two women kiss each other?
Two less mouths that are bitching.
Whats does your wife and a condom have in common?
They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet