How did the Polish National Library got closed?
Someone stole the book.
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How did the Polish National Library got closed?
Someone stole the book.
lol they were going on about that in ally chat, I didn't understand the joke ._.
What is the point of that topic?
was bored, found a good joke and thought i'd share >.> add jokes or take off ya hoser, eh.
You forgot to say no racial.
noob.
read the thread title...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFake
noob.
what did i miss.
noobs.
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tommii
Q: Why are womans feet so short?
A: To stand closer to the stove.
Q: Why dont woman wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove.
Q: Why does the penis have a hole in it?
A: Get oxygen to the brain.
Q: Why does harlot debuff me when im killing sov?
A: Cuz hes a dick
omg BloodRasp ur jokes are hilarious xD
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
What's the fastest way to a woman's heart?
Through her chest with a sharp knife.
lol keep going. XD
When would you want a man's company?
When he owns it.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
A: When the old one expects you to "do your share"
my wifes favorite.
Q: What do you call a woman with pigtails?
A: A bitch with handlebars!
Q: why do Jews hate the holocaust
A: The "cost"
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Trick question, feminists can't change anything!
Question: What is the difference between a woman and a catfish?
Answer: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Q: How do you keep black people from trespassing on your back yard?
A: Hang one in the front.
Why does a man like to see two women kiss each other?
Two less mouths that are bitching.
Whats does your wife and a condom have in common?
They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet
Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!
The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so ****ing temperamental.
snow is like black people.. as long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool.
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
thats really good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Qsexy
Learned a lot about relationships from Super Mario Bros..sometimes, You have to pound a few Dragons to get to the Princess
My blond sister texted me and asked what does "idk" stand for? I said "I don't know". She said "OMG nobody does"
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy ****s a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl ****s just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a ****ty lock. That shut her up.
k i gotta go. better see some more jokes when i get back.
When life hands you High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophoshate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol and Less Than 2% Natural flavors....Make lemonade