Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
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Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
"The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington
Q: What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts about 4-5 days, and if it doesn't come...it means you're screwed
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Warning: Condoms aren't 100% protective. My mate was wearing one and he fell down the stairs.
Condoms unfortunately don't seem to protect people from stupidity.
When a man talks dirty to a women it's sexual harrassment but when i women talks dirty to a man its 3.15$ per a minute.
some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet, i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back and can reload from there if i die, she was confused
Husband comes home from work and brings back a bunch of flowers, the wife says "I have to open my legs now don't i?" And the husband replied... "don't we have a vase now?"
FB update: is typing in the zip codes of nudist colonies into Google Earth and pressing 'zoom'
A couple had a fight one night and when they went to bed the husband shouted "good night mother of 3 kids" and the wife replied "goodnight father of none"
thinks it's funny that I was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight now, and I've achieved more in last two hours than the six hours before, I really have some concentration issues. Maybe I should go to, like, a concentration camp
I wanna find a girl who loves me for my money, but doesn't understand math.
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-Spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from three feet away, in a bout 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT
So what if Jesus turned water into wine..I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
I slept with my girlfriend's younger sister. She found out and said, "You disgust me." I said, "We never discussed you at all.
wanted to burn some calories today, so I set fire to a fat kid.
Remember JESUS LOVES YOU..It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot
single men come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married men come home, see what's in bed and then go to the fridge.
You can lose money chasing bitches, but you can never lose bitches chasing after money.